I’ve never participated in Not Me Monday before, so I thought….why not?  Check out My Charming Kids for more Not Me fun!

So, last week…

• I did not turn around to find my daughter (who was not a foot away) trying to chew on the nozzle to the bathroom cleaner.   Not me!  Never happened.  I did not feel like the worst mom ever, and never thought…Geez, she’s SO fast and getting into EVERYTHING! And she’s not even one!!!  Oh, and playing in the toilet?  I would never forget to put the toiled lid lock on.  And Mary James would never splash around in the bowl.  I’m super mom.  Yeah….

• I did not get crazy frustrated trying to attach cabinet locks in the bathroom, to protect my daughter who does not have a dangerous curiosity for all things under the sink.  And I definitely did not give up and leave it for the hubs.  Not me!  I’m not a quitter.

• I  did not wake up to find cat poop and pee on the bathroom rug.  In both bathrooms.  Again.  I totally agree with cleaning the litterbox out twice a day.  Right?  Can you say “Outdoor Kitty Numero Dos?”

• I did not get new couches Friday. So, I surely could not have slept on the couch Saturday.  Loving the new couches?  So not me!

• On Saturday, I did not watch and surely didn’t love the movie “Faith Like Potatoes“.  I never cry during movies, so I of course no crying occurred during said movie.  Watch it!  It’s awesome!

Well, there’s my week in a short recap.  I love this Not Me! format, it’s really fun!  Happy Monday!